As the mother of a four and a half year old, seldom do I have a day that does not begin and end with the sound of incessant arguing followed by uncontrollable tears. They call it the fearsome fours but in my opinion, the f*&king fours better describes the myriad of emotions that both kids and parents experience at this age.
In our house, this absolutely manic behavior is no more apparent than at the moment each night I announce “it’s time for bed”. With those four little words, euphoric playtime turns to absolute agony in a matter of seconds. Exhausted by these inevitable end of activity meltdowns my husband and I decided to heed the advice of so many other parents (including our pediatrician) and use our iPhone timer as a countdown to ease the transition into our bedtime routine. For the last five nights we have done just that and at first, it seemed to improve the situation. After just two nights, we were experiencing less arguing and fewer tears. However, it became pretty clear on night three, when my son began hurling his best little person obscenities at my phone that nothing had actually changed. All we had managed to do was transfer the anger and resentment he displayed for us onto my poor unsuspecting phone. I realized in that moment that I had turned an inanimate object into the bad cop and effectively given away any and all of my authority. It got me thinking about my parenting and how I have subconsciously developed a whole slew of tricks (similar the iphone timer) that I use to avoid meltdowns and in turn, remain the good cop. At least twice a week, I use the old “sorry the park is closing” to get my kids to pack it up and my son honestly thinks that he can’t go into most grocery stores because they are “adults only”, a little white lie I use when I don’t have the patience to take him with me. I hate to admit it, but when it comes to asserting my authority and dealing with subsequent response, I am guilty of being a lazy parent.
According to my mother, frequent meltdowns while transitioning from one activity to another is age and developmentally appropriate. Sheltering your kids from the truth in order to avoid a meltdown is only going to make it harder for them to cope with disappointment at age 8 or 12 of 26 for that matter. As with most everything in life, if you put in the work now, you should reap the benefits later.
The lesson here? My husband and I have both realized that we have no choice but to be the bad cops. Otherwise my son is going to be 20 and seriously disappointed when he realizes that there’s no porn at the “adults only” Whole Foods Market.
Glenn T. Morgan says
So, have you tired to switch your social / activities time around the bedroom area. Say, mmm……like an hour and 15mins before bed time? Changing the location, changes the perception that the bedroom is not just a bad place, but also a positive place.
Very good advice Glenn! We will try it and report back. Thanks for reading!!!
Love your writing Erin! You are too funny and I think I’m going to use some of your little white fibs with you know who!!
Thanks Shelley…I’ll send you a list of fibs that you can chose from! xoxo
Oh Erin-my little guy is 4 and we have the same issues!!!!
Hope you’re well otherwise. Looking forward to reading more of what you have to say!
Thanks Jenner!!!! It’s good to know I’m not alone
Love the ending! xx
So its been awhile since I had to deal with these issues, but what a blast reading about them again …especially with your great sense of humour Erin. Can someone do the iphone trick on me too, so it’s OK to go to bed at 8p ? I won’t need a bad cop…promise.
I don’t think an iPhone could ever put the life of the party to bed Thank you so much for reading it!!! xoxo
Love your blog, keep spreading the views!
Scott Nell says
hey erin, i think the dad’s (myself included) can relate to this as well – keep ‘em coming! love your writing style!
Thanks Scott! xoxo Now you can come over for a BBQ
Michelle Miracle says
I don’t have kids but I enjoy lying to other people’s kids. It’s fun!
“Writing on the wall makse you grow a tail.”
“If you swallow the toothpaste you will grow teeth in your stomach.”
PS I love you. So funny.
You are by far one of my favorite funny people and I would love to hear more of your wisdom…I’ll make you a contributor and you can ruin more children.