A transcript from an actual conversation yesterday:
Nate: Mommy, remember when Olivia was coming out of your…
Me: Here we go…
Nate: NO! Remember when Olivia was being born…?
Nate: Remember when I was sitting on the couch and Papa came in and said “Nate the baby is here!”
Me: Yeah buddy I do.
(unusually long pause)
Nate: Was that couch a sectional?
Me: Uh..no, I think it was a pullout.
(returns to playing Lego)
Me: Good chat Nate.
Look forward to more insight courtesy of my children coming soon.