Here’s what we’ve been up to this week…

We found a new book to read that proves once and for all, that there is nothing like a little erotica to get the wee ones to bed. 

 

We tested the theory that if she can’t see you, then you can’t see her pooping in the Halloween section of Ralph’s.

 

We realized a week after a family party, that this was in the back of the SUV which begs the question, how bad does our car have to smell to not notice a decaying chicken salad?

 

We were reminded that you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it OPEN THE OREOS PROPERLY!

 

We uncovered indisputable evidence that the first born gets more love than the second.

 

We went to daycare for the first time. She brought her cell phone and thermometer because like the rest of America, she too is monitoring her temperature.

 

He discovered that his sister is in the terrible two’s now and that this, is as good as it gets. Don’t do it Nate, you have some much to live for.