Here’s what we’ve been up to this week…
We thought she would be excited by the gift of So Many Babies. Instead she was overwhelmed and left wondering how the f@$k am I going to take care of so many babies?
We found this in his Halloween candy and suddenly, razor blades didn’t seem like that big of a deal anymore.
We realized why we can never just grab something really quick at Walgreens.
We found the single best toy for any child who’s two favorite things are poop and unicorns. An adorable toy that gives a whole new horrible meaning to the phrase taste the rainbow. Oh and P.S. Your boots are on the wrong feet Moxie Girl.
We realized why you should never try to explain the order in which Star Wars was released to a 5 year old. The idea that Episode 4 was first and Episode 3 was last, is just way too confusing for their Spongebob loving brains.
We went looking for cool places to take the kids in our new hood and ended up here. Don’t be fooled by the fun Cowboy font on the sign kids, there will be a cavity search.